The Crawl

 

the Nell of Old Drury

Just off Covent Garden

Was humming at this time of night

I was propping up the bar

Waiting for Scott

A Canadian journalist

To commence

What had become

The ritual crawl

Scott

Worked the night shift for the Times

Usually midnight to dawn

But this week he got the early shift

He was a casual

Only 3 nights a week

Just to pull in some money

Renting a hole in the wall in London

As a sleep over

While his family lived in Totnes in Cornwall

He never spent much time in it

an inveterate explorer of the streets of London

He knew all the best places

Walking everywhere

I had visited them in Totnes

A lovely village with a great Arts College

Scott’s wife

An Australian

Was a secretary in an Architect’s office

Before taking up wood turning at the Art College

She was really good

I bought some of her pieces

They had a young son

Living in a house built into the old fortified wall of the town

It was a bustling small town

Students, artists, tourists

With lots of creative people

Doing their own thing

And making a living at it

My fetish for book shops

Was satiated

by a two storey

Book shop in the town wall

Almost next door

Run by the archetypal hippy

was a great setup

Serving coffee, tea, cakes and sandwiches

In a landscape of book shelves

I would go there and read

All day!

Working my way through the shelves

Over a coffee

A sandwich

His speciality was illustrated books of the 19 the century

Which is where I discovered

A satirical cartoonist during the time of Mad King George

Had the same surname

Creed

Creed being a small village in Cornwall

With 385 people in the cemetery

Most of them Creed’s

in this almost non-existent village

That the world had forgotten

A family link by gum?

I bought the book

And many more

collecting poetry books

Leather bound

Beautiful books

I had a tab

Shuffling up to the counter at the end of the day

To settle up

As I tried to pay for the coffee’s and food as well

Don’t worry mate

You’ve spent enough today

Laughing out a thank you

Collecting the delights of the day

while escaping to the nearest pub

To continue the exploration of the new acquisitions

Over a pint

As a result

I spent most days there

Trying not to seem anti-social

so when Scott was in London

we rapidly

Established a catch up routine 

Which rapidly became a ritual

The Crawl

This great undertaking

Was to track down County Beers

With the odd cider, Guinness or stout

As the multi-national brewers monopolised the local market

Being colonists

we were in search 

of the holy grail

County ale

The real beer

Like all authentic experiences

It took practice

A short

Handsome

Blond headed

Man

Scott

Came through the door

Standing

Scanning the bar

People pushing him either way

Bobbing like a buoy

In the current

As people endeavoured to get in

Or out

A Hi Sign

As I ordered him a drink

Anointing the first step in the ritual

A standard mass produced beer

Before embarking on the quest

It was serious business

As we shuffled through the cool streets of Covent Garden

The Punch and Judy

The Covent Garden Pub

The haunt of the musicians from the Opera

The Harp

Then over Waterloo Bridge

Animated conversations

Diverse topics

Sign posting each turn

Then to the mecca of County beers

The Dive Bar

It was in the basement of a commercial warehouse

Off the Cut

Past the old Vic

No street signage

It was taken down during the war

Just a steep

timber stair

open to the street

Bowed

Worn down by the years

The threadbare carpet

Encrusted with the grime of London

Almost granular

Sand paper

The gravitational slide began

Into darkness

down the stair

Gathering momentum

Away from the yellow glow of the street lamps

Bumping against

The split

fractured

Solid timber door

Opening

Leaning into it

Unleashing

a wave

A cacophony

of continuous babble

punctuated with sporadic

raucous laughter

thumping the ears

As we entered

Horizons of bowler hats

Emerging out of the haze

Like distant mountain peaks

The smoked atmosphere

Hanging like a lazy friend

Smelling of body odour and stale beer

The carpet

soggy under foot

with large wine barrels as tables

Randomly scattered around the main space

Attracting clusters of the dedicated multitudes

Like teetering ten pins

The Dive Bar

The Honey pot of County ales

Belying the abject classism of the streets

The Dive Bar

Attracted all types

Lawyers, journalists, tradesman

Bonded by a common pursuit

Real ale

The established nostalgia of an Old Britain

Side stepping towards the bar

Wedging sideways

Surveying the bar

Festooned with kegs

To see what was on tonight

The line of small kegs

Changed everyday

Part of the appeal

You never knew what you were getting

The crazed, panelled timber bar

With the stained

What was

A white marble top

The back bar stacked high

with swaying columns of vinyl jazz records

against

an old mercury backed mirror

that had given up the ghost

along time ago

cracked

fractured

the mercury peeling off

with a layer of gossamer dust

that still remembered the war

the owner’s

a husband and wife team

had held up the bar since the war

both alcoholics

the pain of their abuse

etched on their faces

a resigned, dullness in their eyes

the thin lips

wedging a bent

wet

lip stick stained

cigarette

smoke

squinting the eyes

red

drinking with the patrons

shaking

slopping the beer

never breaking a smile

but always convivial

moving

one on one another

instinctively choreographed

never colliding

never talking with one another

exchanging glances

punctuated by

a rolling of the eyes

usually a response to some toff at the bar

the landlord

sorted through the records

with sticky

wet hands

there were often requests

he knew where every record was

some scattered along the bar

finger printed over time

scratched

warped

the records

wobbled on the old gramophone

 with a glance

a raising of the eye brows

the war time siren sounded

bringing a full stop in all conversation

last call!

a frantic flurry ensued

as clusters of pint glasses

bounced between patrons

floating

seamlessly from the bar to the barrels

slopping

at each bump

a serious bubble of conversation descended

as the drinking became serious

We were running out of time!

another glance

the lifting of the old painted eye brows again

signalled

the siren

closing time

the gaggle of patrons

resigned

funnelled

filing

reluctantly into the narrow stair

spilling onto the street

dissipating

every which way, down the Cut

dodging the lone car

in the freezing morning air

a welcome, wake up

our vapour breath

charting our clouded trail to Fleet Street

over the Thames

dancing in the lights

towards the lit beacon of St.Paul’s dome

then

a dive left

into the back lanes of Fleet Street

to a well known

to journalists at least

an all night café

that had stacks of the morning papers

fresh off the press

with the tinkling of the doorbell

as we entered

the blast of warm air

fogging the glasses

we ordered

what was, appalling filter coffee

thick

muddy

blacky brown

it tasted like the Thames

then the papers

we sat in a reverent silence

thumbing through the Times

sparse comments

as Scott

searched for his by lines

to see what the editor’s had done to his story’s

the smell of printer’s ink

black

staining the finger tips

the ink

being not yet, fully dry

then

thankful to be leaving

blood finally reaching the bum

after sitting

on hard timber banquet seating that knew Churchill

for what seemed like forever

gradually straightening up

we walked down Fleet Street

through the Strand

into Covent Garden

for the final station

in the odyssey

the veneration of the egg and bacon roll

always with BBQ sauce from the gleaming, chromed caravan in Covent Garden

As the sun

wipes the night from the streets

the bun crumbling

oozing egg

dropping bacon

The BBQ sauce

running down our hands to the elbows

dripping

as we watch the market stalls being set up

for the start of the day

the boxes, the racks, the leather aprons

the rattling of the stall frames

the smell of bacon

the muted, mumbled conversations

the city

like a child awakening

stretching to meet the day

with the egg and bacon roll kicking in

contented

with the nocturnal foray into the streets of London

the pursuit of the Holy Grail

we waved farewell

turned

walking home

into the labyrinth that is London